Chapter - X - Return to Earth.
- Doctor run, is waking up, come and see you soon? Thanks
Padre Pio that I have done the grace, the heart of Jesus, the Madonna del Carmine
Thanks, and thanks to the Saints who have this power.
- Lady, thanks for some of us who are here
I'll want to save? - Of course, you were a good
most of the other, and I thank you with my face on the ground. Jesus sends
peace and prosperity in all their houses! ... - Maria what are you doing up here? I was just talking about you with
S. Procolo and I was saying, which is false
what I had said Gabriel. That you are not able to live without me ... and
but you do not have done more to expect, and six
come to me? - Calm down do not talk, do not tire ...- Let me see,
are the Doctor! Bravo young man. If it went well thank her,
who had the perseverance to stay the night and day next to her!
- San Ciro, I am sorry for this poor girl that she walked away without
my comfort: "Now I come back I do alone without you?"
Maybe it's better if I stay where I am and I together!
A room for two you can have? If it is forbidden to give us two neighbors.
- Lady do not think about what it says: "She has the brain as a smoked glass
." Upon awakening after a long coma, said they saw
saints and to have flown to the door of St. Peter's and back again!
- Poor Mary mine, as I'm sorry "and think that your mother is running for
it up here as a tourist. I told you so Mary
" That is following the funeral of all of you. "Indeed not
is not: "Do not tell him for fear that the heart goes into failure!"
- Vittorio, was a miracle, you've got a bad knock
... when you fall - I fell? "I said this to me that
old man made me do it to save the end the path. A struggle,
I did have a safer trip, but with a poor
you see that in the end I was traveling. Maria mystify me;
I feel my brain melt, but those who have fallen, not me, but do you?
I told you so not to climb up the ladder with his feet round,
always put on and remove tents, I told you: sometimes you boo
and break your head! - Vittorio, not me, but you, you have fallen;
and right where you said: from the top of the ladder.
- If the catcher to the saint: "I think it must be up!" I'll show the mice
green: he and his friends and Romoletto Aladdin!
I threw Where: on the balcony? or those sons of bitch
they threw me on the pavement? - Vittorio
have given a knob who has interviewed for the neighborhood. Luckily he has not broken his head:
"You got your head harder than the floor:" It's just dazed, "
- Maria, I'm sorry if I left without giving you a ticket, but it was a departure
in a hurry. One night while I slept, and even
you were asleep, the Archangel Gabriel came and told me I had to do
a long journey and gets angry if I followed him.
- Vittorio, buried and preserved something for another time.
- But I must tell you Procolo St Peter and St ... - I know;
you tell me a little at a time: "Not even you have to go this time?
- Mary, why did not you ever heard: I without you now as I do?
- Do not worry, we'll always stay together. - Sometimes I think I'm
down from you, and after you are above me. By the way, the green light for
here, you'll be entitled to: "For sacrifices" and I can only stay here,
I'll have to go back to the ground. - Food, shot the doctor puts you
a supposed to make you rest. - Mary, you know that I do not like the supposed
. - Mr Vittorio the mica must take by the throat:
where I feel I put taste. - And who assures me that homosexual proposals
I will accept it later? - If you happen to be the only person in the world
that has had this kind of start ... - Departure?
I have to leave; San Prò I recommend, spend the money they send them there,
little at a time, but I swear that you will make them. Angel with more power you have to give me
: Angels & Romoletto of Aladdin, they send me in the lurch! Uh
comme beautiful is this Guaglione cu chest perzechelle: do short of breath ...
Saint Lucia came to Muzzarelli, contracting or seen the King, and my mother ... I feel
gap 'and forces, I'm murenne forces? - Dr has fallen asleep.
- Lady appusiliatevi you too: so when you chiamma alarm.
- Madam, said the good doctor, well you sleep, so I close my eyes
us too. - UEH, Don Chic, and I also say unto Ulysses quant'aggia
Durma and quant'aggia is Sceta? - Sign here
not sleep when he woke up from your husband, so let us pleasure! -
Damn you, Don Chic! I am me 'quiet so as not to wake my husband, otherwise ...
- okay, as long as we sleep. - Who is doing
the fuss? If you continue to make a racket chased out all the relatives ...
You have no pity for this poor man who finally is sleeping
a little? - Chartered is well you facite jacuvelle? Azz ', Penza vuje
isso only and we do not shitting you own: "Perhaps because
the lady is younger than us?" - I will Jenco Uèhhh Chic' 'and if it blows
ricite Strunz sti! - Madam, do not you think that, after hearing me!
- Well, good, I do not think, just let me sleep a little.
- Ave reason the Lord Jesus, but to me I was stupid. "I do not compete," he said
. "Any other questions you have to do in my Father when you're on the spot."
I had to say: When you're okay one thing, and when not, do you divide?
- Avimme hell and makes the puppet theater: Chist 'we have already Sceta.
- It 's good jug; Don Chic n'ata vote v'imparate scustumato to do it!
- the puppet theater? Mari; puortame under snow, int 'to chella room
full of fleas, I accidentally vedè quanno the traitor of Maganza Cano. Mari
Uhhh! I feel n'uosm ': is Padre Pio? - Food: "I know pasta and Fasulo
caccamella attached below." - What tiempo nun m'è Magnavita! Mari
appripare; quant 'symmetrical? - Meals are you boobies!
- Mari're always distracted, we were counting how many: Just t'avutave?
saw a Nun Liquors in Proculo, to Cyrus, and three songs.
Nun by the right to Aladdin and Cumpagnia: a chill 'ne' 'nvitamme. Then we hold
Romoletto and Gabriel, and then you and me!
Simme seven, a perfect number. Uagliù magnate: aroppe pariamme!
- Dr Chist only want pasta and beans if you can eat?
- Lady are heavy. - Dr, my husband ... "he's honored guests."
- liquid stuff for him only, and guests may binge ...
then slowly weaning: (if scetat 'ca Famme this lord!)
- Pro say me' to truth: so good? Mari there is a proverb English
ca says: "If the sentence is hanging, or steal a chicken or a cow
thou Do not steal the chicken, but stolen the cow. Mari is clear! I can not change
pillow? With this I got the stiff neck.
- Dr is saying crap, but I think that says a cannonball.
- A little more patience, then it will visibly improve.
- Gabrio, you still visibly navigate without instruments? So every time someone
so wrong route, "Go Capocchio?"
The numbers on the lottery! I forgot to take them, after such a construct.
Today was Friday and there was the presentation: 15-21 - 89 are left;
on the wheel of Naples, but the wild card and the application does not remember everything ...
Mari, I saw a girl and I came of itching.
- Where you came the itching; fetentone tell me?
- Maria, I am ashamed, I can not tell you.
- So the head is good: "The Tutinelli the Schifone understand?"
We will deal with you when you return, now I can not rage!
- the island of Ponza stopped ... He had two Zizzi so great!
It 'been a while ... and then took off and came to earth, seas,
seen contracting and Posillipo Marechiaro .- Doctor, this is ranting.
- Sign, this is fornication! Let him stay: one sees that is remembering.
- Maradona move to Bath, Bath dribla half defense, with triangular
Maradona ... pull, pull! Maronne 'and when pulling ... goaaaaaal.
- Lord, what your husband has spent crying out loud?
- Nothing! E 'stadium and Maradona scored a goal!
- And what are we now? - Don Alfre my husband is raving!
- I too pretty lady. What a beautiful temps, we were respected.
Now we play with the provincial ... If you still mark and never for the command,
you tell me? - Don Alfre not worry, I will update you on the results!
(This is another one that is starting with the brain.) - To be, not to be,
Bella her name is Rosa, na Nenna-core to core. - But the Doctor thinks
always the same thing? - Blessed is he lady who can afford it!
- But this astute is saying a lot of crap, but
without revealing any secrets. - Why do you think her husband
has something to hide? - I think everyone has something that takes only
for itself: maybe a sympathy for ... and because of anything
speak freely, this would not have the time to reveal the charm?
- San Procolo, I present to my wife. - Very pleased! But the Holy
Board, was not there? - Yes it's true! San Prò Sorry but we do here?
- Vittorio, if you continue a little longer so I send out to the cemetery;
or leave me crazy, and I send you back where you came from: that is the afterlife!
- Mari and signurine and capodichino were ammore cu 'and marrucchini;
and marrucchini jevene annant' and signurine cu 'and Panza annanze.
- but when this would happen? - At stop Capuchin!
- These ladies then traveled the cumana? - No, inside the rooms!
- Lady, but here we can no longer stand by when he emerged from his coma
her husband to do something, let it shut. - Now
chased the magic wand and go to sleep: You see this is what toma:
not see that my husband is raving about and at random?
Doctor can take advantage of you? - Lady
enjoy and let me what you want! - Dr but will I do? teng 'Stu trouble!
'Azz' u doctor missing 'nce it? "- Please stop me Gabrio;
want to go to change the water with olives? Ca nu if maio piss?
- Dr I just wanted to ask if I can give him to eat menniccoli
a bit 'wishy-washy? - Madam, what these prehistoric animals ...?
- But you do not understand from where it landed even the dialect of Pozzuoli? Dr
are lentils, and I know that the brain derives enormous benefits from
iron they contain. - Madam, I understand better, "A leng and Menelich "
that your dialect. - I was all alone, I walked into a driveway when he came out from the dense forest
a horned devil and said:" Allici, Allici "
this ice cream cone that I hold in my hand, was for the My little devil, but the heat
already dissolved, so give it to you! - Thanks
horned devil with two bites I hell, we wanted: my mouth is dry dry!
- Dotti, Chist 'is a poet, is facenne na song, words and guesses 'a flight
fuss' about God riuscesse nce, nce rimodernassemo a brand new house!
- Madam money if you remember me: a gift mica harm you?
- You spelled or gift facets that Betta to his nephew:
"Arapetta 'a helmet and rialaio nce na' nut."
- Dotti, this feels, feels, and we understand sfotte: "A tene Chesta dowry!"
- Mari, you cridarraie nun me, but I talked contracting cu 'cu Jesus'
Padre Pio personally. A Maronna I've never met, but I have met God
- Pure God mo '? nun you are a bit exaggerated, because everyone who saw him, saw him always as
fire or flame? - No, I saw about 'face and Christ
Sulo ca na capellera janca kept shining all over the jug very firmament,
so that I am not czech covered his eyes with his arm. Stop for a moment!
the premium ditto. - E Isso? - E Isso has stopped without good is good 'questions:
but all the fruit of the speech, just remember that Berlusconi wanted to kill me.
- And You just have not had him killed? - At the last moment I got
pity and said: Your Excellency take the children, let it is': facimmilo field. I
Mari par 'accussi, but little' or nun teng curaggio and it hurts' to na fly.
- Pe 'chest' in the house are the ones that we still use the sosciamosca!
- Mari aunt Recommend m'acciss ... - How is it possible, if you enjoy me and I will still enjoy it?
- Mari Aunt Recommend ... m'acciss - N'ata vote? - Mari ... wait m'acciss
hold a knot in my throat and I can not say m'acciss ... ... ... m'acciss m'acciss or pucuriello.
- And when did this would succieso erbivoricidio? - When I piccirillo!
- E mo 'and you viecchio to' ricuord 'yet? - A once in a lifetime, for whatever
I managed to have a little lamb ... - Mari but who has passed the first San Pasquale?
- No, you were wrong: it was San Lorenzo. - It's not that you asked vuleva AC?
- Comme no! A company that was going to buy four Arenaccia Papaccio pe ' room.
- Mari Venette Easter and / or place of Jesus vulevano sloth sloth 'u pucuriello mine. I
I fujette home and returned only when mom assured me that the poor would have gotten away
god ... San Prò sit down, you do not pay anything, that there facite accuvata? Find me, and passed ... Easter
Fish nell'evera fresh ass. Mari you wet?
- do not worry it does not rain here. - Chiove and bad weather is at home and lat 'nun is you can'.
- Sign bit if 'Sapé students' pucuriello facets that end? - Don Alfre facitelo raccuntà!
- accussi But it makes me veni e turcimiento e panz’? - E io che ci posso fa’?
- Nu turcimiento e panza ce venette o nonno e Catrese e tutti stevene a magnà!
- Vittò ci vuoi dire a Don Alfredo che fine facette o pucuriello:
ch’è curiuso, e non ce la fa più ad aspettare chillu puvuriello?
- Lo trovai squartato appiso ‘a nu’ gancio quando turnai da’ scola.
‘A zi Cunsiglia gliene aggiu mannat’ muort: a essa e suo nonno in carriola!
- Poi si lamentano d’incontrare nella vita gli “Unabomber e gli emarginati,
dimenticandosi dei bambini che da piccoli vengono traumatizzati?
- Marì e a primma vota che sento ascì a sta’ Vocca na 'bona word!
- Better than me I'm 'Shut up, if not annant' extension in Cheste people I do 'to Curona!
- Procolo, Procoloo! - Mo is born ncielo vote? Mo .- '' ngiarmamm '
something! ... And Miette is Cammisa into' or Cazón: I think Patacchiello.
American aircraft and bombs Votto Tarallucci ... Mamma allarmm?
fuimme under 'a route. Alarm are fascist ... San comme Genna is beautiful:
quanno 'and bombs' and vutte a'mmare! Ciucciuvè Shoo shoo!
A morning without bread and reoplano night. - Dr, Mo 'sim nguerra!
- Leave it to vent! - Forza Juve! Forza Juve!
- Now we're at the stadium. - Sign, your husband is
the war and the postwar you! Excuse me sir, but you do the echo
and disturbed him more you! - But to you who you are giving the 'confidence?
- Sign, but what confidence, here are days that Czech!
- Sign that game went to see her husband now? - Today
without telling me he's gone, Alfre Don! - Damn! I knew if I went there
! - Sapite jeveve beautiful as: "A Cumpagnia Faciveve
and pettelanculo and comrades!" - Mari shoeshine boys' and nun look! - I looked at
isso: nun wanted to do! - Want to make silence please!
- Sign, but I see a spot Don Vittorio: turn already?
- Yes, Don Alfre, and shift. (Tu nu vir little trouble who has passed?)
- Sign, goes ditto who scored? - Always the same. - Then Maradona?
Signò, chill quand 'chains' and under balls, nun forgive!
- Uocchie I speak, I arricurdate giuventù in Primm. - Dottoree!
- And Anne did or bread, Rint to martola or 'mpastava ...
Three owls on the dresser making love with the daughter of the doctor ... O
barber vuttai nu Pirito and we Jette nmocca at Minico. - Where was
doctor? - What happened? - Dr this changed register
and is singing all those silly things that I sang as a child!
- Lady, her husband slowly resumed, and now administers
something to help :..." He began to live from the womb ... and arrived
already a child. You will see that gradually the psyche as a child
is strengthened and will arrive in one or two months, (and I thank the Madonna) ...
- I want a Donnai, I want a donnaaa, I want a woman without her skirt!
- Doctor, where he got now? - He does not I know, but I am in a mess!
This is c. .. that can drive all the theories I had made
many years of study and sacrifice cards and forty-eight.
- Dr will not regret: that was always like: "He did not feel
and has always broken!" I keep myself, but bit 'when kingdoms or barrel;
Maria blurts out ... and I know relure 'and belly! - Mari, I knew when I was alive
a doctor with that name: Do you remember? - Of course! It 'was one of those that made you work
thyroid Cardarelli Hospital!
- so why is he dead? I remember ... Durme night nun ...
- And do not you make me sleep: do not you say this? - Mari say me 'na thing to you in carcioffa
Sciota like you' or 'nfacce' or deck? - Comme sorete like us! -
In my mind I never could have imagined that you had the same tastes! - Who, Me and the villain?
... look at this picture makes me do that before the doctor and all these people!
- Mari contracting 'ncuntrato' to sorete Mieze 'away and pretended to ca' nun me ... cunosce
San Prò muvitive: stammatina that TENITE and ghiorde Rint 'and thighs, or
TENITE to paposce? - Dotti Chist 'mo' to SCINNUTA: is nu 'Brash:
Vo' tenner semp'isso Rod 'and Mman cummannà last' or Primm.
- 'O Primm ammore nun if never forget! - Who was 'u Primm' ammore yours?
- You Mari! - Doctor out of his coma but even this comes a word?
- Perché non gli credete che il primo amore suo siete stata voi?
- Dottò mettesse 'a mane dint' 'o fuoco! Chistu faceva a spola!
- Teneva un'altra mentre stava con voi? Questo no, però non so se gli capitava!
- Signò, se uno vuole le occasioni se le cerca, non aspetta che gli arrivano per posta.
- Dottore questo sembra uno tranquillo che si fa i fatti suoi, invece tiene la capa tosta,
e quanne sente l'odore da gunnella... lo dovevate vedere sulla spiaggia come si intostava!
faceva amicizia con tutte le ragazze: era off limite chi superava i trent'anni.
- Lo avete mai visto fare qualcosa di strano con queste ragazze? - No, mai niente!
- E allora? - E alloraaa with the blonde and the moraaa I went for a walk. A
under the arm here, the other under the arm there, the other under ...- Pozza step at all!
Board but you how many arms you held? - Otto as the octopus! - And he was touching the polpesse?
Tell me the truth, I recognized you nun nothing. - Mari if m'arricurdasse to 'say. The only thing that
m'arricord 'purpessa is by holding the legs long, is hairy and brown.
- Lord have mercy on a poor, sick, put a wreath in his hand and say to yourself
two prayers in a low voice. Here nun rests neither day nor night.
- Don and Alfre fernitela ago 'or stupid, I pity if I sfastirio v'arronzo.
- Mari who parlat '? I paruto ears to hear the voice of an asshole.
- Bravo! E '' a bona Primm what you said anfino as a kind! - Who vo 'and vo raw and those who' cooked
ca 'nu form toxic if juorno and night, I hold you to quote the shit about me and did suonne Durma!
- E 'in the flesh and to ghiuta maccaruni' 'a cup, that nun is Chillin all'urdeme Durma song'ì?
- Mari levame na 'curiosity, but abdominal sorete in chains, and if chains more in trunk?
- See that my sisters do not take into trunk ... question for you! - Mari saw
that hold good: I view the contracting! - Look ahead and know that all three indre,
and I can assure you ... - Lady dicitece that hold, just you shut up!
- But why do I have to tell a lie? and then to you who gives you this confidence Alfre Don?
to interfere in the trunks of my sisters? - Madam, I shall be the dense
heart when I talk to you! - So nun speak! Dr that does not stop, and the thick
to the heart! - Who is dying? - Doctor, now I have already scratched.
- Have you scratched and nun site muorto 'jug? - I just kicked the cicciuvette!
- The ciucciuvettola would I? - Lady calm down, remember that he is sick!
- Dr who is ill is true, but it is also cacacazzo. - Mari t'arricuord or 'Marshal Fontana?
what mugliera and lived with his sister over us in the same building?
- Comme nun me remember and suffering 'and chelle doje puverelle? - Mari chill 'was crazy!
had been done in Africa and having attacked prigiuniero 'nterra na' semmana.
'or coated and honey' or were large magnet from furmiche comme 'a Scarafoni!
- Lady but it's true what he is saying her husband? - Yes it's all real doctor.
- then we are on track, is improving visibly. - Please
Untie, I have to go to the afterlife! - Why there you go: we are not good?
- This is not the issue, is that I forgot to visit Che Guevara.
- Set yourself a little and then I'll go I find myself with the band.
- How do you know where he is, if you have never been to the afterlife? Why are you the master, when
nun sapite gniuvà the semmenzelle? - I send you to Cuba, Fidel Castro.
There is the museum of the whole revolution against Batista, the dictator and usurper.
- missing the frame, including where he was born and where he died. I afterlife
I had made a list of questions he wanted to do, with whom I speak here with pictures of the master?
- There are photos, letters, and there are all the answers to your questions.
- Dotti, m'avite blindside to fool? Fa 'comme Marzullo in giving answers without questions?
- There is everything explained what he did, so ... - Romulus curr 'mitt and' on the fly!
I have to go find Che Guevara and I want impapocchiare with these two photos. Romulus
have been very successful? The twig you did to clean? Did you count them all?
- Food Statte cu me nun me weary, a home library tenimme Rignano
of books about the facts. - But San Proculo and 'a Cumpagnia, Addo and ghiuta?
If you see them let them wait! Mari t'arricuord to Don and his Espedito jacuvella?
- Sure, and if people can forget! What a shame pe 'chella Mrs. int' or buildings' and Mirabella!
- Mari, I've found up there that still spun. - Food, overament you receive?
- By the way, I forgot to tell you that I met your father and chella buttock and 'MPES
your mother. - My father, my mother is alive! - Mari is like your mother Arabia Phoenix
it comes to pure dint '' o fire! Mari with it was also the mother of Castrese!
- Pure Woman Cuncettina is still alive! - Yes I know 'that she was on patrol!
Mari annascunnete makes' ampresse, the Germans arrive and you lead 'to the station,
bit' you will put Rint 'to nu' railway wagon for animals, and those who leave will not be back!
Mari, how bad things I've seen, only two meetings were beautiful: Mom and Jesus!
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